Woweewoweewowowowowoww!!! Gary ™ is back in full black n white glory!! That's the greatest thing ever ever ever in the world this week!! Check it out kids - an irregular comic strip on jollyboyz.com, courtesy of the kind nutbars at FLAPJACK Design (™©™)...
Wheeee... ever since Dez fecked off back to uni, the short lived Ned N Dez Show (™™™©) has been greeatly missed (*kof*), and a void has opened ever wider in our comedy quota - now our void is being well n truly stuffed (if JB.com were a double entendre, it'd be a big, fat, stiff one... Thank you, XFM!!) by that comedy stud of a stallion - GARY! Woohoo!!
thanks, bye.
Saturday, September 28, 2002
Friday, September 27, 2002
Thursday, September 26, 2002
Websites that will make you cry...
Paul Daniels.co.uk ...check out the lovely portrait!
David Hassellllhofff.com... stick ya speakers on and listen to him gargle!
...more later!
Paul Daniels.co.uk ...check out the lovely portrait!
David Hassellllhofff.com... stick ya speakers on and listen to him gargle!
...more later!
Funtastic, you dirty slag! Good to finally see ya on here.
Yeah - T3 is alright, innit? the site only seems to have registration and other pretty things going on on the page... I tend to get bored and leave very quickly...
Here's summat for all y'all that ain't got it already;
Beer Troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
Yeah - T3 is alright, innit? the site only seems to have registration and other pretty things going on on the page... I tend to get bored and leave very quickly...
Here's summat for all y'all that ain't got it already;
Beer Troubleshooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
Hooooooooooooorrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!! Flapjack here, finally! The magic of AOL was preventing me from doing this, aaarrrrgh!!! So has anyone checked out Terminator 3? The website's really good, takes a while to load though. Why don't we all send some photos to the site? You'll understand later! Anyhoo... however tempting it is to watch the trailer, DONT! Its crap (just some liquid metal falling down the screen to form "T3"), there is a trailer in the USA with real footage, hey... why don't ya try to find it! Let me know if you do, sounds interesting! Gotta go and eat my eggs, byeeeeeeee!!!
Tuesday, September 24, 2002
This one's for that monkey loving Burt Reynolds fan out there - Flapjack;
BMW Films - you can download them all individually from here. If you ain't got a decent download manager already, get Getright, and if the annoying popups get on yer nerves too much, just do a google search for the getright registration/key code for the version you have. Not too tricky at all, really.
Flappers - I'm downloading the lot, and when I have them (at 70-165 mb each, that'll be sometime next year...), shall burn n mail em to ya!
Clive Owen - Bond Extraordinaire! :p
BMW Films - you can download them all individually from here. If you ain't got a decent download manager already, get Getright, and if the annoying popups get on yer nerves too much, just do a google search for the getright registration/key code for the version you have. Not too tricky at all, really.
Flappers - I'm downloading the lot, and when I have them (at 70-165 mb each, that'll be sometime next year...), shall burn n mail em to ya!
Clive Owen - Bond Extraordinaire! :p
Tuesday, September 17, 2002
Maybe everyone knows this already, but I didn't; the new James Bond is gonna be Clive Owen. Now, that's pretty damned cool. I thought he'd make a good Bond after the series of BMW Films he did a while back. Remember them? A set of films, one released every week/couple of weeks directed by such superstar directors as Guy Richie (guess who appeared in his one...), Ang Lee et al. Exceptionaly cool chap, Clive.
Let's just see if those movies are still around..
...
Yay!!!! They are!!! Check BMWFilms.com - download the player (or the mac version) and head over to the films page to download the movies. They're big bastards, but worth it.
The idea of these little flicks was to advertise the new range of BMWs, by making them the lead cars in each one! Wheee!!!
And here they all are, for your perusing pleasure! :o)
Each page has a bit of detail about that movies and director as well as desktop wallpaper and details on the substory (each movies has a seperate substory that links each main film together..). To download the movies you need the player first. Well, you don't need it, but it's easier for sure.
and the misc;
Go git em!! :o)
Let's just see if those movies are still around..
...
Yay!!!! They are!!! Check BMWFilms.com - download the player (or the mac version) and head over to the films page to download the movies. They're big bastards, but worth it.
The idea of these little flicks was to advertise the new range of BMWs, by making them the lead cars in each one! Wheee!!!
And here they all are, for your perusing pleasure! :o)
- Ambush, directed by John Frankenheimer
- Chosen, directed by Ang Lee
- Star, directed by Guy Ritchie
- Powder Keg, directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu
Each page has a bit of detail about that movies and director as well as desktop wallpaper and details on the substory (each movies has a seperate substory that links each main film together..). To download the movies you need the player first. Well, you don't need it, but it's easier for sure.
and the misc;
Go git em!! :o)
Friday, September 13, 2002
ok, everyone MUST go to MantlePies.com and play that little game!
and and and - that fantastic game Hold The Button!! Beat our times!!
And finally, all go and download this little Frank Sinatra movie (Ned, that means you just have to right click that link and select "save target as", ok?!) - go my luverlys - go!!!
and and and - that fantastic game Hold The Button!! Beat our times!!
And finally, all go and download this little Frank Sinatra movie (Ned, that means you just have to right click that link and select "save target as", ok?!) - go my luverlys - go!!!
Shit - some complete bastards called The Ottoman Hackers, or something, fecked this site up a bit. I suppose I have to thank them for not doing anything more extreme than replacing a few basic files. Easy enough to fix.
Seriously makes me worry about site security now... dammit...
Fingers crossed it doesn't happen again too soon...
Seriously makes me worry about site security now... dammit...
Fingers crossed it doesn't happen again too soon...
Thursday, September 12, 2002
Just so's y'all know - the pictures from the party are up, although they aren't accompanied by humourous description as yet.. just go to the galleries section and click the party link! :o)
Wednesday, September 11, 2002
Today is not a day for jokes. Or comedy. Or satire. Today is
a day for quiet reflection. A day to remember an event that
changed the world for ever.
Today is September 11th. And on this day, in 1965, Moby was
born. Happy birthday to him.
a day for quiet reflection. A day to remember an event that
changed the world for ever.
Today is September 11th. And on this day, in 1965, Moby was
born. Happy birthday to him.