"These days Pat is at the sharp end of fashion - he's sporting a new look and a new, short haircut."

"On both TV and radio his dulcet tones voice commercials for Pampers, Warner Bros Cinemas, Sodastream, Rice Krispies Squares and Branston Pickle to name but a few."

"Pat is also a regular at London's clubs and bars (not actually drinking..!) performing DJ sets at some of the capital's best venues, along with many University and corporate appearances up and down the country. Pat is currently touring the country on 'The Adult Fun House Tour.' He also plays live to large crowds of holidaymakers each season in Ibiza."

STAY SHARP !!!

ahahaahahaaaaa!!!

To listen to a sound clip
of Pat Sharp
in RealAudio click here.....

HAPPY CHRISTMAS FOOLS!!!

i've been playing Rez the past week or so on the dear old Dreamcast... it's a fricken crazy game!!! Fantastic Tron like visuals and really cool music, I think the game's out on PS2, check it out!








Nice!

here's another from Mr.Caravan Mc Shaker...

the following posters were created by Mr.Caravan Shaker...



Click the links below for the other posters:

Back to the Wall
Beverley Hills Chop 2
Rambow

DIET HARD 2 : DIET HARDER

Michael Knight of the Living Dead

Hey...check this out, Thunderbirds...its the trailer for the new film! Yes...you heard right, a proper wizz-bang 'film', plus they've ditched the puppets...well thats up for debate, Bill Paxton is in it!!!

pic : Bill Paxton as Jeff Tracey

Quit hogging the show!!

he he!

D'ya get it?

Sorry Dez, I couldn't resist it!

here you go Dez, he he!!!

PSP (PlayStation Portable)

IT'S the future of home entertainment - a gadget that lets you watch a whole movie in your hand and puts arcade-style computer games at your fingertips.

SONY has taken the wrapper off its handheld PlayStation computer game console, giving a first look at what the eagerly-awaited machine will look like.

Due out at the end of next year, the PLAYSTATION PORTABLE - nicknamed the PSP - has been hailed by the electronics giant as the "Walkman of the future", a reference to its pocket tape and CD players that have taken the world by storm.

Like a little TV with its large 4.5inch colour screen, the gizmo uses tiny cartridges capable of storing up to 1.8GB of information - the equivalent of 1285 floppy disks.

The massive memory means PSP owners will be able to watch films at better than video quality, enjoy the latest music videos from their favourite chart stars or tackle games with the sort of graphics never before seen on a handheld.

It is also rumoured that the gadget may work as a mobile phone too.

Speaking at the PSP's initial launch in America in May, Sony's executive deputy president Ken Kutaragi said: "Just as PlayStation and PlayStation 2 revolutionised in-home computer entertainment, we aim to become a new driving force in the portable entertainment platform arena.

"Along with game applications, PSP will have a huge potential for delivering other forms of entertainment as well as live entertainment through the network, anywhere, anytime. This is the 'Walkman' of the 21st century."

The news comes just a week after the Japanese company revealed plans to shed 20,000 jobs worldwide over the next three years.

Sony already rules the roost in console gaming selling more than four and a half million of its best-selling PlayStation 2 in the UK and 62m worldwide.

But if this latest invention is to prove a reversal of fortune for the firm then it will have to wrestle the handheld crown from bitter rival Nintendo whose Game Boy machines have reigned supreme in the market for more than two decades.

The PSP will also have to prove a match for Nokia's N-Gage, a phone and gaming machine that was released last month in Britain and is already being given away free by some mobile networks in a bit to tempt customers to sign up.

Among Sony's other plans announced in New York is a rival to Apple's cult iPod digital music player for as little as £40. The cheapest iPod, which lets owners store thousands of songs on the palm-sized machine, costs more than £200.

taken from www.thesun.co.uk




I want one!!!

Yay, the Columbo Vs. Quincy debate lives on!!!

Hmm, now what sort of '©Man-Bag' do you think they'd have?

Well Quincy would need one with enough space for all his forensic shit, maybe something like this....> hmm, maybe that would suit Columbo more.

Wow, maybe thats what Columbo & Quincy are fighting over?

Nice one dude...very nice, he he!!!

...Monica Bellucci

who is that fox?

ahh... arrgh!!!
AAARGH!!! (he he, you look kinda like old Quentin Tarantino, hmm...interesting!?)

Alright dudes?

I was watching any old crap on the TV a few days ago and saw Star Trek : Enterprise for the first time.



take a look at the dude (third from the left - next to the red chick)....

he's called Dominic Keating... probably won't mean much to you but a long time ago he used to be in the Channel4 program....



Desmonds



...ha ha ha, imagine if they mixed Enterprise with Desmonds... Desmonds in Space!!!. What a classic that would be!!!

this one's going out to Mr.Caravan Shaker...



:-)

Hmm - would that actress also have been this lady?



and from "Not Another Teen Movie"... :)


heheh... :)

Holy shit - HOLYYYY SHITTT!!!

I'm watching CSI:Miami right now, and I only just realised after watching the intro credits that this character here:

Random guy in the background there - unmemorable charater name..	that's him there..

Just to confirm that's him ...	..right there...

He is none other than ..... wait for it........

SLATER!!!	I know you! We had geography together - 2nd period!

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! What a DUDE!!!!

Random dude	SLATER!!

AWESOME!!!

People - I need help. I wanna go n make use of the HMV & Virgin Megastore cheapass xmas dvd/cd sale, but I dunno which to get?! Suggest something! I wanna get some random cds that I'd never normally buy - can anyone suggest something? And what are the greatest "must own on dvd" movies around? I just bought Abyss, so I can check that one off...

What movies MUST I own?! Usual Suspects? Terminators? Die Hards? Beverly Hills Cops? What else, dammit?! Make suggestions over there in the Greetz, or post em if yer a jollyboy!

Peace, out.
Wassup mah blood?
Get me some milk, homey.

Cerina Vincent



The only reason to watch Cabin Fever, he he!

DON'T WATCH 'CABIN FEVER', ITS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF CRAP!!!

...although it does feature a fine looking hot chick with nice boobies!!!

Now listen up y'all.... nice Mr.ChainsawJoe has renewed this site with ***REAL*** money n'stuff so lets make the most of it.... or not, he he!

Hmm.....

- Mike Reid

...right, thats all I can do at the moment, was it worth waiting 10 days for?

has anyone seen Cabin Fever? Is it any good or just the usual predictable American MTV shite teen flick?

Hhahahahahahaaaaa - anyone wanna test their coffee?

hey fools.... click here for details on secret 'Easter Eggs' found on dvd's.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh ?

All you JBers - head over to the very very funny BrianMung.com site, play the David Blaine Assassination Game and (Dez and Ned - this is for you) watch the films - especially ET (Dez n Ned), A Day to Remember, Spaceboy (James), and Potato Run (FLAPJACK)....


heheh - ET's great - watch the "digital extra footage" and the extra bit at the end of that... :)
Fancy Soups are just WEIRD. Very funny though...

Commando


Hey, did anyone catch this classic Arnie flick the other day? Ha ha ha... "don't wake my friend - he's DEAD tired!", brilliant!!! They don't make them like that anymore!!! I watched it with Caravan Shaker, he made a very good point.... surely all these villains have quite a bit of cash (through illegal arms deals and importing cheap dvd's to the UK :-) ) - you'd think they'd have enough $$$ to send thier troops on a training weekend! Obviously not stating by the soldiers poor shooting and ever increasing body-count on behalf of Mr. Arnie. He he... there was one guy hiding behind a water fountain - water isn't bulletproof fool!!!

Great stuff - very amusing, if you don't take it seriously!

How is everybody anyhoo?

Blade 3: Trinity... sounds very similar to the second film, ah well - Blade kickin' ass is always good!

Taken from the Bruce Campbell interview for the Seattle Times


And with the success of "Freddy vs. Jason," rumors are flying like Elvis' sweat towels that his "Evil Dead" character, Ash, could mix it up with them in a sequel.

"Some executives at New Line are getting (excited) for that idea — which makes a lot of sense. But Ash has not been contacted to see what his franchise rate is. Funny thing is, it's actually a really cool idea, as long as there could be a satisfying end to that particular movie. There'd be no point for Ash to participate unless he could kick some major franchise ass."

hmm, interesting

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Awwwwww - poor widdew Blainey Wainey got paint bombed - AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Aaaarrrrgh!!!

Its my very last day in Yorkshire after six years, w'oh! Gonna have to ditch the Yorkshire accent and adopt the Suffolk twang - he he, should be fun!

Anyhoo... I didn't realise how much stuff I actually owned 'til last night when I finally put all my boxes together in one pile! Ouch!!! The thing is I told my folks to hire 'a small van'... oh dear!!!

All of this....

has to fit into this...
(actual size!)

I am FREAKIN' OUT!!!

Aaarrrgh - Magnolia!!!
I've been docorating like a mad monk(?) for as little £££ as possible (I'm trying to get my house looking half decent so I get all the deposit back when I move), the Magnolia is driving me MmmmmmmmaaaAaaaaadddddddD!!! Has anyone ever tried painting over a smudge on the wall over and over again to then realise that it was just a shadow??? D'oh!!!

...Its good to see JB lookin' back to normal!!! Nice one Joe!

Check it aaaaahhhhhtttt!! We're SEMI-back! Hey - at least the feckin Greetz is back! The only reason to come here... but it's many moons out of date, so ignore the crap on there for now...

:o)


yay!

Taken from AOL: News (21/9/2003) - Jordan Should Be Next in Blaine's Box Poll

GLAMOUR model Jordan is the top choice to replace David Blaine after he ends his stint isolated in a plastic box, says a new survey.

More than a quarter of voters wanted to see the busty party girl locked up for weeks on end with no food.

Tony Blair (19 per cent) was second choice in the poll conducted among 1,000 people about who they would love to see tormented in the box.

Blaine aims to spend 44 days suspended from a crane on the banks of the Thames in London without food.

Onlookers have been harassing him by throwing eggs and assorted missiles, while one man allegedly attempted to cut his water supply.

Jordan, who is often pictured spilling from her skimpy outfits and tumbling out of parties, picked up 26 per cent of the votes as an ideal choice to face similar torture.

Acid-tongued Pop Idol judge Simon Cowell (16 per cent) was in third place, just ahead of Victoria Beckham (13 per cent). Gareth Gates, Jeffrey Archer and Anne Robinson each received six per cent of the votes in the poll, conducted by an Internet search engine.