- woooo!!!
Thursday, October 31, 2002
Wednesday, October 30, 2002
Monday, October 28, 2002
ahahaaaa!!! Just watched the Trooper Clerks animation - it is inspired!! Soooo good!! Go n download it - NOW!! The previous link is to the page that loads it (and allows you to download it), but the shockwave itself is found at this place.
Also check http://www.trooperclerks.com/ for storyboards, character art, and even a live-action trailer!! yow!!
Also check http://www.trooperclerks.com/ for storyboards, character art, and even a live-action trailer!! yow!!
Saturday, October 26, 2002
Other than Late Night Poker, friday night tv is such WANK. Nuf said.
whicskey is sooo goooooood... or something. What is this stuf... Dalwhinnie.. must be from MGK - NICE ONE!!! LOVE THE SHIT!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Can't believe Gheez passed out near 10:30ish.. bloody hell. The booze weren't THAT good...
Halloweeeeeeen Resssurection.. wheeeee... fuckoff
and a little something from Ned;
whicskey is sooo goooooood... or something. What is this stuf... Dalwhinnie.. must be from MGK - NICE ONE!!! LOVE THE SHIT!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Can't believe Gheez passed out near 10:30ish.. bloody hell. The booze weren't THAT good...
Halloweeeeeeen Resssurection.. wheeeee... fuckoff
and a little something from Ned;
Nurses. nuff said.
mmmmmmmm. I'm the only sad bastard in on friday night, then. Me n Gheez.
We're a wee bit stoned n a wee bit drunk. Gheez is passed out, thanks to one of the above.
I'm quite, quite dead, but still somewhat compus-mentus (is that a word? and if it is, then what the bloody hell does it mean?do you know? I mean, really, do you know?! Not in a vague "I dunno - bad. does it mean bad?" kind of way, but a full on translation kind of way? do ya? HUH? HUH?)
I fucking well thought not.
Having watched Die Hard2: Die Harder, I'm all 90's-ed up, remembering all the good shit. Not from early 90s, but from the good times. The years me n Ned survived on Swingers and Dazed & Confused - the good shit.
Anyhoo.
Here're my smss of the evening to Ned n Dez (brothers seperated my miles and miles and miles of geographic type land);
Oohoooh!! LateNight Poker just started!! Yay!! Cue the mass txting 'tween me n Dez - Ned is getting plastered with Snake in a local piss-hut!
another sms;
and finally
If you have a mate, or lacky, with to tape the Late Night Poker, read the rest of this post watching the tape and reading to the rythm of a man sipping whiskey and watching tv over his shoulder.....
It was a bluff! A RE-BLUFF! What's Pascal gonna do Barney?? Sugar Teddy doesn't like this a bit, does he Barney? Well it cost the Teddy about 300 pound... boy, they're having fun down there Barney...
LNP rules your world, if you have no life.
It's the Debbiefish with the strong right arm.....
Good flop for a raiser.... What is that Frenchman up to, Barney?!?!?!
Wow!! Pascal flops and shows - whaddya think, Barney?!?!
Barney - you've played with Teddy before. He does take much to raise before the flop, does he?
Good little flop for a raiser...
Representing the ace is Sugar Daddy...
Oh, you can see why he's thinking, Barney,"what to do with this hand?"
What's that?! That's NUTHIN!!
........mmmm - whiskey n poker n blogging... hahahahahhhh.... wheeeeeeee......
.... Dez - I'm talking to you pally - I'm coming to annoy the shit out of all your college girls - I get older, they stay the same age!! (yes they do) yes they do......
oooh - timesplitters2 looks tasty.. played in it in HMV.. wasn't too amazed.....
... heheh ... Edna "Ballbreaker" Briggs.... heheheh....
now we see a raise from the small blind.
he DOES have the second nut flush draw
the two nines!! hahahah!!
She feels like she's the best now... and she is.
Tony read that Debbie didn't have a good pair
It looks like tony made a very cany escape here - looks like he was afraid of the queen
he's ziggin, when he shoulda zaggin.
It's the irish manovure!!!
y'liv by d'sword, y'die by d'sword....(kofkofcuntkof)
it'sa raisefrom,Ali -we thought he may have fallen asleep..
Gonna call with the kojack
that's about the uglist flop you could have
Yin Ki Lin - he's finished his cigar, now he's all in!!
NO HELP FROM THAT BOARD!! Yin Ki Lin - he got us down from six by smoking some fish.
HELOOOOOO Yin Ki Lin. Come on Yin. You DID win. Give us a grin (a-ha. a-hahah. a-hahahaaaaaaahahahahaaaBITCH!!!)
....mIckey Blues Eyes.., lookslike shit....
Sugar Teddy with only one small stack is gonna have to make a move soon
You give this man some chips, and he just puts em straight back in action
and 2 pair takes Ali back to london
that's a very unorthadox raise..
8 9 Q 9 3 - oooohhhhh!!!!
Straaange fold!!
this french pharmacist in purple
.. I'm gonna read this in the morning and think "what the fuck?!"......
Do you like Yins hand or not?! I do........ not
... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. whiskey.... thanks, MGK..... goooooooooooood bday gift.... mmmmmm....
3275 in the pot
... neeed a topup, dammit....
this hand is all over and he's just doubled through back to old Tony
Yins stack is tall, but will he build the great wall?! (Jesse, you crazy, racist, CUNT.. luv ya...)
3 players left and this is crunch time...
and now he's stone cold dead stand up Pascal cos no card can win you this pot
looks to all the world llike he's bluffing
inspired play
dodged the bullet
instant
...whiskey....
evenly matched...
.....wheeeeee.....
there's a hand I'd like to play
heads up it looks quite pretty
Yin Ki Lin with the 2 sevens
WOW.This guy likes to gamble.
It's anybody's ball game.
Up n down straight draw..
and that's a flush. insultto injury. The hitman has assassinated Yin
if 32 becomes 64.... phew...
... i haven't been watching ANY of this show.Just typing the inuendos...
Blackjack, heads up
...so I'm gonna watch the tape I made for Ned tomorrow and it'll allllll be a surprise..... :o)
up comes 8 6 deux
and Ki Lin has come back from the brink of destruction to become the chip leader
stick it in and hope for the best
31 hundred pounds... in the kitty
... i keep thinking Ki Lin is Kylie... I should pay attention, really....
the black black snake sends tony hacky top the semi final
I am delighted that I won today.
CASH ME IN, BITCH!!!
We're a wee bit stoned n a wee bit drunk. Gheez is passed out, thanks to one of the above.
I'm quite, quite dead, but still somewhat compus-mentus (is that a word? and if it is, then what the bloody hell does it mean?do you know? I mean, really, do you know?! Not in a vague "I dunno - bad. does it mean bad?" kind of way, but a full on translation kind of way? do ya? HUH? HUH?)
I fucking well thought not.
Having watched Die Hard2: Die Harder, I'm all 90's-ed up, remembering all the good shit. Not from early 90s, but from the good times. The years me n Ned survived on Swingers and Dazed & Confused - the good shit.
Anyhoo.
Here're my smss of the evening to Ned n Dez (brothers seperated my miles and miles and miles of geographic type land);
"On the whiskey n weed with G passed out thinking of stoner blogging on jb threeway txting with u n Dez. If ur life is shit, then mine is god-awful. I got an 8"to Ned
Oohoooh!! LateNight Poker just started!! Yay!! Cue the mass txting 'tween me n Dez - Ned is getting plastered with Snake in a local piss-hut!
another sms;
"What's she like? Eh-eh? nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more a nod's as good as a poke with a sharp stick to a deaf camel?eh?EH? BITCH?"to Ned also
and finally
"No, you listen to me - we're goin to Vega tonight. You bring something nice to wear. I thinkyou're looking great, man, and I'm looking like the money da BOMB"
If you have a mate, or lacky, with to tape the Late Night Poker, read the rest of this post watching the tape and reading to the rythm of a man sipping whiskey and watching tv over his shoulder.....
It was a bluff! A RE-BLUFF! What's Pascal gonna do Barney?? Sugar Teddy doesn't like this a bit, does he Barney? Well it cost the Teddy about 300 pound... boy, they're having fun down there Barney...
LNP rules your world, if you have no life.
It's the Debbiefish with the strong right arm.....
Good flop for a raiser.... What is that Frenchman up to, Barney?!?!?!
Wow!! Pascal flops and shows - whaddya think, Barney?!?!
Barney - you've played with Teddy before. He does take much to raise before the flop, does he?
Good little flop for a raiser...
Representing the ace is Sugar Daddy...
Oh, you can see why he's thinking, Barney,"what to do with this hand?"
What's that?! That's NUTHIN!!
........mmmm - whiskey n poker n blogging... hahahahahhhh.... wheeeeeeee......
.... Dez - I'm talking to you pally - I'm coming to annoy the shit out of all your college girls - I get older, they stay the same age!! (yes they do) yes they do......
oooh - timesplitters2 looks tasty.. played in it in HMV.. wasn't too amazed.....
... heheh ... Edna "Ballbreaker" Briggs.... heheheh....
now we see a raise from the small blind.
he DOES have the second nut flush draw
the two nines!! hahahah!!
She feels like she's the best now... and she is.
Tony read that Debbie didn't have a good pair
It looks like tony made a very cany escape here - looks like he was afraid of the queen
he's ziggin, when he shoulda zaggin.
It's the irish manovure!!!
y'liv by d'sword, y'die by d'sword....(kofkofcuntkof)
it'sa raisefrom,Ali -we thought he may have fallen asleep..
Gonna call with the kojack
that's about the uglist flop you could have
Yin Ki Lin - he's finished his cigar, now he's all in!!
NO HELP FROM THAT BOARD!! Yin Ki Lin - he got us down from six by smoking some fish.
HELOOOOOO Yin Ki Lin. Come on Yin. You DID win. Give us a grin (a-ha. a-hahah. a-hahahaaaaaaahahahahaaaBITCH!!!)
....mIckey Blues Eyes.., lookslike shit....
Sugar Teddy with only one small stack is gonna have to make a move soon
You give this man some chips, and he just puts em straight back in action
and 2 pair takes Ali back to london
that's a very unorthadox raise..
8 9 Q 9 3 - oooohhhhh!!!!
Straaange fold!!
this french pharmacist in purple
.. I'm gonna read this in the morning and think "what the fuck?!"......
Do you like Yins hand or not?! I do........ not
... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. whiskey.... thanks, MGK..... goooooooooooood bday gift.... mmmmmm....
3275 in the pot
... neeed a topup, dammit....
this hand is all over and he's just doubled through back to old Tony
Yins stack is tall, but will he build the great wall?! (Jesse, you crazy, racist, CUNT.. luv ya...)
3 players left and this is crunch time...
and now he's stone cold dead stand up Pascal cos no card can win you this pot
looks to all the world llike he's bluffing
inspired play
dodged the bullet
instant
...whiskey....
evenly matched...
.....wheeeeee.....
there's a hand I'd like to play
heads up it looks quite pretty
Yin Ki Lin with the 2 sevens
WOW.This guy likes to gamble.
It's anybody's ball game.
Up n down straight draw..
and that's a flush. insultto injury. The hitman has assassinated Yin
if 32 becomes 64.... phew...
... i haven't been watching ANY of this show.Just typing the inuendos...
Blackjack, heads up
...so I'm gonna watch the tape I made for Ned tomorrow and it'll allllll be a surprise..... :o)
up comes 8 6 deux
and Ki Lin has come back from the brink of destruction to become the chip leader
stick it in and hope for the best
31 hundred pounds... in the kitty
... i keep thinking Ki Lin is Kylie... I should pay attention, really....
the black black snake sends tony hacky top the semi final
I am delighted that I won today.
CASH ME IN, BITCH!!!
Friday, October 25, 2002
#@***Tuesday, October 22, 2002
Sunday, October 20, 2002
Hello there! Sunday mornings are scary... has anyone ever watched Barney? Freaky!!! 
On another note... Wanna play PSone games on yer PC, maybe not but I was bored yesterday (and heavily hungover!!!) and fancied playing some games I had (but no PSone to hand). After searching that big fish we call the WWW I found this site www.epsxe.com. Download the emulator... its really good however there are some files missing (I've found them) that are essential in making it run smoothly. I can supply them if ya wanna give this a try! Oh... and you need to have a pretty fast PC with a decent graphics card (check out the system requirement bit on the site).
Silent Bomber ... What a cool game, just the sort I'd be jamming with coins in the arcade, pure fast paced, bang bang, crazy Manga action! I found it for £3.99 in Gamestation, bargain!!!
Anyhoo... I'd better get back to my eggs before they go cold!!!
On another note... Wanna play PSone games on yer PC, maybe not but I was bored yesterday (and heavily hungover!!!) and fancied playing some games I had (but no PSone to hand). After searching that big fish we call the WWW I found this site www.epsxe.com. Download the emulator... its really good however there are some files missing (I've found them) that are essential in making it run smoothly. I can supply them if ya wanna give this a try! Oh... and you need to have a pretty fast PC with a decent graphics card (check out the system requirement bit on the site).
Silent Bomber ... What a cool game, just the sort I'd be jamming with coins in the arcade, pure fast paced, bang bang, crazy Manga action! I found it for £3.99 in Gamestation, bargain!!!
Anyhoo... I'd better get back to my eggs before they go cold!!!
Friday, October 18, 2002
Caption Comp, anyone? Does anyone realise that there're other sections to this site other than this crazy weblog?! Huh?! HUH mthrfkr?!?!
So here ya go. Here's the caption competition image for this month. As you can see there, there's only one entry - MINE - and I'll win even if you enter your own captions cos I am god.
A great big "Hello" goes out to all the peeps that got the completely unsolicited email inviting them back to the site. As you can see - it looks all pretty n shit.. and that's about it. Well - everything looks prettier, there're pretty galleries, the pretty little talk2us thingy (PLEASE talk to us!!
), the j-watch archives're looking prettier than ever, the Ned n Dez show is up n down n all around. And Dez's the pretty one in this group.
If you check the galleries (pretty) and notice Ned n myself, Joe, and you live in London - keep an eye out around central London today, North London (Ally Pally) tonight and West London (Notting HIll / Queensway / Westbourne Park) tomorrow night. That's where you must avoid in order to never meet us.
As for developments - the Fantasy Footy is dead; too much upkeep required on MGK's part.
Heheh - part.... heheh...
However - the Pub Crawling is being revamped (to make it pretty. and to make it work...), and I hope to get that sorted soon as I can.
In the mean time, please don't kill me for sending you all spam mail. If you reply with "leave me the **** alone" in the subject line, then we shall do just that.
I hope you like the new look, like the idea of visiting every so often, like you would a sick relative. If you haven't seen anything of the new GARY cartoon from the vondurfool FLAPJACK, then see the first few strips here: first, second and third.
Bonjour.
So here ya go. Here's the caption competition image for this month. As you can see there, there's only one entry - MINE - and I'll win even if you enter your own captions cos I am god.
A great big "Hello" goes out to all the peeps that got the completely unsolicited email inviting them back to the site. As you can see - it looks all pretty n shit.. and that's about it. Well - everything looks prettier, there're pretty galleries, the pretty little talk2us thingy (PLEASE talk to us!!
), the j-watch archives're looking prettier than ever, the Ned n Dez show is up n down n all around. And Dez's the pretty one in this group.
If you check the galleries (pretty) and notice Ned n myself, Joe, and you live in London - keep an eye out around central London today, North London (Ally Pally) tonight and West London (Notting HIll / Queensway / Westbourne Park) tomorrow night. That's where you must avoid in order to never meet us.
As for developments - the Fantasy Footy is dead; too much upkeep required on MGK's part.
Heheh - part.... heheh...
However - the Pub Crawling is being revamped (to make it pretty. and to make it work...), and I hope to get that sorted soon as I can.
In the mean time, please don't kill me for sending you all spam mail. If you reply with "leave me the **** alone" in the subject line, then we shall do just that.
I hope you like the new look, like the idea of visiting every so often, like you would a sick relative. If you haven't seen anything of the new GARY cartoon from the vondurfool FLAPJACK, then see the first few strips here: first, second and third.
Bonjour.
Thursday, October 17, 2002
The SCI-FI-LONDON Allllll Nighter is back!! Last year me n Ana went to see Akira, Jin-Roh, Electric Dragon 20,000 Volts and Bad Taste between the hours of 8pm and 8 am!! Free Red Bull, Ben & Jerry's, coffee (good coffee, too!!) and brekky for about 20 something quid overall.
Plus the cab fare at 7am from Soho to Hackney... yeesh...
Anyway - this year's Allllllllllllllllll Nighter is pending, and your able to vote for the sets of shows that go on. I think the top 3 will be shown, but just check out the possible line-up;
- Comic Book Heroes (Judge Dredd, Batman, Blade, Spawn)
- Black N White allnight (Quatermass, Village of the Damned, Bodysnatchers, Day the Earth Stood Still)
- Scary Movies (Dawn of the Dead, Prince of Darkness, The Thing, Evil Dead II)
- Mech and Tech (Terminator, Terminator II, Robocop, AI )
- Arnie vs Sly (Demolition Man, Total Recall, Judge Dredd, Terminator II)
- Action Stations (Predator, Aliens(sp.ed), Terminator II, )
- Fantastic Realms (Krull, Beastmaster, Conan the Barbarian, Red Sonja)
WOWWWWEEEEE!!!! Check those out!! I don't know which one I'd like more - I've seen all the Comic Book Heros ones, but like them (even if Spawn is a shit movie, they got the look pretty spot on).
Quatermass I haven't seen since I were ikkle (thanks dad!), but that was superb (assuming it QM and The Pit - they have strange uses for industrial size pipes...).
Scary Movies - Evil Dead II on the big screen, along with The Thing!! If I hadn't just watched The Thing last weekend, that'd be a serious contender..
Mech and Tech - yeah baby! T1, T2, Robocop on the big screen!!
But if I was to vote for the best set of films there, it'd have to be the Action Stations set - they're the greatest. But I know them all inside out. DAMMIT! It never gets any easier!!
Or if none of those tickle yer fancy, you can email your suggestions in to them!
I love these guys...
The votes so far;
| Response | Number | Percent |
|---|---|---|
| Comic Book Heroes | 0 | 0% |
| Black N White | 18 | 21% |
| Scary Movies | 26 | 31% |
| Mech and Tech | 4 | 5% |
| Arnie vs Sly | 5 | 6% |
| Action Stations | 18 | 21% |
| fantastic realms | 14 | 16% |
Total Number of Responses: 85
So so far it looks like Scary Movies, Black & White and Action Stations could make it through...
It's a close call. Where I'd place my vote, I don't know.... DAMMIT!! LIFE'S JUST - TOOO - DAMN - HARD!.. :p
Tuesday, October 15, 2002
all you lazy bastards out there (namely, us) check out Movietrak.com - the online dvd rental delivery service in the uk! Yeah baby!!! lazy days are here again, da dee daa daa daa da daaaa!! :p
Monday, October 14, 2002
faaaaaaaaaaaackin 'ell!! FINALLY! I manage to figure out how to code my own version of archives, since I'd screwed around with the blogger templates so much. Finally. At 11pm on a Monday night.
Set it right on Ned N Dez Show too. Makes a bit more sesnse now, that does... not much mind you. Not that it matters, since the show's dead til xmas break... slackers.
I've ordered my free Robocop dvd (nice one Flaps! heheh.. Flaps...). Got CLockwork Orange on vid from last night - never watched it. Intended to tonight, but got caught up in this coding malarky. Malanky malarky. Indeed.
Now the demons have been exorcised I can rest once more.
To sleep, perchance to dream.
Of naked big titty bitches.
Or orange penguins.
Either way, I'm entertained.
...
I need to go back to 'dam again sometime soon - who's with me?!
Set it right on Ned N Dez Show too. Makes a bit more sesnse now, that does... not much mind you. Not that it matters, since the show's dead til xmas break... slackers.
I've ordered my free Robocop dvd (nice one Flaps! heheh.. Flaps...). Got CLockwork Orange on vid from last night - never watched it. Intended to tonight, but got caught up in this coding malarky. Malanky malarky. Indeed.
Now the demons have been exorcised I can rest once more.
To sleep, perchance to dream.
Of naked big titty bitches.
Or orange penguins.
Either way, I'm entertained.
...
I need to go back to 'dam again sometime soon - who's with me?!
Saturday, October 12, 2002
Friday, October 11, 2002
Just so's everyone's on the same page here - Gaz here ain't the one n only reason to visit us at Jollyboyz.com - HELL NO!!
Just the best reason... nyuk nyuk....
There's also a new Caption Comp and a new Textuality to contend with! Not to mention some updates on the Galleries.
So come here for the Gary, but stay here for the Caption Comp, the Textuality, the Galleries and the engaging conversation....
Or just Gary.
Just the best reason... nyuk nyuk....
There's also a new Caption Comp and a new Textuality to contend with! Not to mention some updates on the Galleries.
So come here for the Gary, but stay here for the Caption Comp, the Textuality, the Galleries and the engaging conversation....
Or just Gary.
