Neighbours and friends of Jeffrey Lee Parson - charged with spreading an internet virus - have described him as a quiet and lonely youth who may not have known what he was getting into.
Sunday, August 31, 2003
Saturday, August 30, 2003
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hmm, Mr CaravanShaker was thinking the evil dude from one of the Herbie films should play Dick but he's probably dead by now. How about Bruce Forsyth!!! He's got the chin for it, "Drat, drat & double drat...good game, good game!!!". Who should play Mutley? How about the dog from the film 'Turner & Hooch'. |   |
Friday, August 29, 2003
Thursday, August 28, 2003
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Friday, August 22, 2003
Skuff - I couldn't find the film/tv show you were looking for, but whilst searching on IMDB I found these little beautys! hurrah!! 
"3rd Rock from the Sun" (1996)
Dick Solomon: Nina, take my car to the garage and rotate my tires.
"Aqua Teen Hunger Force" (2000)
Carl: Hello there Mr. Food Monster Man. This is how it's goin. Look at my freakin' car! It is crushed, to Bejeesus and back.
"Bernie Mac Show, The" (2001)
Bernie Mac: Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
Dinosaurs" (1991)
Earl Sinclair: Fran, I have been waiting in that car with your mother for ten minutes. Just your mother and me. In the car. Ten minutes. AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
"Futurama" (1999)
Car Salesperson Victor: Hello my name is Victor and I know many things about the art of unloading fine cars on beautiful women
"Jack Dee Show, The" (1992)
Jack Dee: I love to be in Britain, when it's hot weather. I love it when you get four or five days of hot weather, because then people in Kent run out of water, don't they? Know what I like to do? I like to ring them up, and play the sound of running water down the phone. [Pretending to be on the telephone] Hello, I just washed my car. Probably water the lawn in a minute. Might have a bath, might not, see how I feel. I'll probably fill the bath, not even use it.
"Osbournes, The" (2002)
Kelly: My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business.
"Saved by the Bell" (1989)
Screech: Once, my dad let me back his car into the garage. Then he got mad at me.
"That '70s Show" (1998)
Fez: My gosh, Buddy. With a car like that, you must be knee deep in whores!
Back to the Future Part II (1989)
Young Biff: Get the hell out of my car, old man!
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Axel Foley: This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in my life. This thing is nicer than my apartment.
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Walter Sobchak: Who's got a million fucking dollars in their fucking car? And whadda they got? My dirty undies... my fucking whites... Dude, where is your car?
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Jesse: Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
Narrator: How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
Hard Way, The (1991)
John Moss: I DON'T WANT YOU INSIDE MY SKIN, YOU UNDERSTAND? It's private! What's in there belongs to me!
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Sallah: That car belonged to my brother-in-law!
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Ryan Dunn: I'm not running anywhere with a toy car shoved up my butt.
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
Lee Butters: Oh, I'm a perp? You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp. Look at my suit, look at my tie. What do I look like, the fuckin' Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, bitch. Check out the gun!
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Jules: Just over the hill here over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't know what the fuck we're going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other partners in 8-1-8. Hey Jimmie, yo, how you doin'? It's Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious fucking shit. We're in a car and we gotta get off the road, pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple of hours.
Repo Man (1984)
Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either!
Road Trip (2000)
Rubin: This is sort of an unusual question, but do you have any marijuana I might be able to buy from you? Our car exploded last night and I'm practically all out of my own.
Speed (1994)
Tuneman: Hey man, this is MY car, I OWN this car, it's NOT stolen.
Summer Job (1989)
Tom: Sorry I'm late, but my car broke down and I had to hijack a bus.
Timecop (1994)
Senator Aaron McComb: Look don't expect to be my chief of staff if my slamming your face into the side of the car is gonna turn you into a sniveling worm.
Used Cars (1980)
Jim the Mechanic: Maroon car, my ass! This motherfucker's red!
"3rd Rock from the Sun" (1996)
Dick Solomon: Nina, take my car to the garage and rotate my tires.
"Aqua Teen Hunger Force" (2000)
Carl: Hello there Mr. Food Monster Man. This is how it's goin. Look at my freakin' car! It is crushed, to Bejeesus and back.
"Bernie Mac Show, The" (2001)
Bernie Mac: Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
Dinosaurs" (1991)
Earl Sinclair: Fran, I have been waiting in that car with your mother for ten minutes. Just your mother and me. In the car. Ten minutes. AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
"Futurama" (1999)
Car Salesperson Victor: Hello my name is Victor and I know many things about the art of unloading fine cars on beautiful women
"Jack Dee Show, The" (1992)
Jack Dee: I love to be in Britain, when it's hot weather. I love it when you get four or five days of hot weather, because then people in Kent run out of water, don't they? Know what I like to do? I like to ring them up, and play the sound of running water down the phone. [Pretending to be on the telephone] Hello, I just washed my car. Probably water the lawn in a minute. Might have a bath, might not, see how I feel. I'll probably fill the bath, not even use it.
"Osbournes, The" (2002)
Kelly: My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business.
"Saved by the Bell" (1989)
Screech: Once, my dad let me back his car into the garage. Then he got mad at me.
"That '70s Show" (1998)
Fez: My gosh, Buddy. With a car like that, you must be knee deep in whores!
Back to the Future Part II (1989)
Young Biff: Get the hell out of my car, old man!
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Axel Foley: This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in my life. This thing is nicer than my apartment.
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Walter Sobchak: Who's got a million fucking dollars in their fucking car? And whadda they got? My dirty undies... my fucking whites... Dude, where is your car?
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Jesse: Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
Narrator: How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
Hard Way, The (1991)
John Moss: I DON'T WANT YOU INSIDE MY SKIN, YOU UNDERSTAND? It's private! What's in there belongs to me!
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Sallah: That car belonged to my brother-in-law!
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Ryan Dunn: I'm not running anywhere with a toy car shoved up my butt.
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
Lee Butters: Oh, I'm a perp? You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp. Look at my suit, look at my tie. What do I look like, the fuckin' Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, bitch. Check out the gun!
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Jules: Just over the hill here over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't know what the fuck we're going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other partners in 8-1-8. Hey Jimmie, yo, how you doin'? It's Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious fucking shit. We're in a car and we gotta get off the road, pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple of hours.
Repo Man (1984)
Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either!
Road Trip (2000)
Rubin: This is sort of an unusual question, but do you have any marijuana I might be able to buy from you? Our car exploded last night and I'm practically all out of my own.
Speed (1994)
Tuneman: Hey man, this is MY car, I OWN this car, it's NOT stolen.
Summer Job (1989)
Tom: Sorry I'm late, but my car broke down and I had to hijack a bus.
Timecop (1994)
Senator Aaron McComb: Look don't expect to be my chief of staff if my slamming your face into the side of the car is gonna turn you into a sniveling worm.
Used Cars (1980)
Jim the Mechanic: Maroon car, my ass! This motherfucker's red!
Tuesday, August 19, 2003
Aaaarrgh!!! Make them stop!
Monday, August 18, 2003
- please save me!
Sunday, August 17, 2003
Thursday, August 14, 2003
Wednesday, August 13, 2003
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Tuesday, August 12, 2003
Monday, August 11, 2003
ha aha aha ahahha hhaa haaa haa!!!
I thought I'd repost this just incase some fools missed it yesterday!!!
hmm, that Mr.T can sure throw helluva far!
Sunday, August 10, 2003
its my birthday, all hail King Flapjack!!!
alrighty then, i'll try posting this again as it seems 12.02am british time actually means 11.02pm in yankee time, guess i'll have to wait 'til after 01.00am to post this, anyhoo....
its me birthday, all hail king Flapjack!!!
p.s; Lamb
p.p.s; Knight Rider
p.p.p.s; ARSE!!!
p.p.p.p.s; I'm already trashed, how aboot that then!
its me birthday, all hail king Flapjack!!!
p.s; Lamb
p.p.s; Knight Rider
p.p.p.s; ARSE!!!
p.p.p.p.s; I'm already trashed, how aboot that then!
Saturday, August 09, 2003
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he he, nice one Joe!
remember this............> 5k Knight Rider originally made for the 5k compettion, I'm sure I could make it even smaller now, hmm - I may just start again and do something new.
p.s
"vote Knight Rider bitches!"
remember this............> 5k Knight Rider originally made for the 5k compettion, I'm sure I could make it even smaller now, hmm - I may just start again and do something new.
p.s
"vote Knight Rider bitches!"
Thursday, August 07, 2003
I'm right here, buddy boy - my home pc is totally dead, and I tried not to piss around on work's pcs until now! I can't take it anymore!! No working home pc = no dvds!! Noooo!! And I was given Snatch and I bought Battle Royale. No can watch.
Shit - should've picked em up from home to watch at Ana's
bugger better go - loads of work on now... grrrr
Shit - should've picked em up from home to watch at Ana's
bugger better go - loads of work on now... grrrr
Saturday, August 02, 2003
Friday, August 01, 2003
Alrighty then! I've just got back from watching T3 and guess what..... I actually liked it!!!
Its worth watching just for the action and sfx alone, it all looks amazing!
And how it was ever rated as a 12A I'll never know!
Oh yeah, if you watch it at the Odeon and mention 'web promotion collectors cards' (or something like that) you get a dudey little set of postcards for free - sweet!!!
Its worth watching just for the action and sfx alone, it all looks amazing!
And how it was ever rated as a 12A I'll never know!
Oh yeah, if you watch it at the Odeon and mention 'web promotion collectors cards' (or something like that) you get a dudey little set of postcards for free - sweet!!!
yay - I booked this afternoon off to go watch T3, hope its good!
...what the feck is goin' on with these Blogs? Aparently friday is in the middle of wednesday and thursday now - did I miss something?
