Saturday, September 27, 2003

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Awwwwww - poor widdew Blainey Wainey got paint bombed - AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Friday, September 26, 2003

Aaaarrrrgh!!!

Its my very last day in Yorkshire after six years, w'oh! Gonna have to ditch the Yorkshire accent and adopt the Suffolk twang - he he, should be fun!

Anyhoo... I didn't realise how much stuff I actually owned 'til last night when I finally put all my boxes together in one pile! Ouch!!! The thing is I told my folks to hire 'a small van'... oh dear!!!

All of this....

has to fit into this...
(actual size!)

I am FREAKIN' OUT!!!

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

Aaarrrgh - Magnolia!!!
I've been docorating like a mad monk(?) for as little £££ as possible (I'm trying to get my house looking half decent so I get all the deposit back when I move), the Magnolia is driving me MmmmmmmmaaaAaaaaadddddddD!!! Has anyone ever tried painting over a smudge on the wall over and over again to then realise that it was just a shadow??? D'oh!!!


...Its good to see JB lookin' back to normal!!! Nice one Joe!

Tuesday, September 23, 2003

Check it aaaaahhhhhtttt!! We're SEMI-back! Hey - at least the feckin Greetz is back! The only reason to come here... but it's many moons out of date, so ignore the crap on there for now...

:o)


yay!

Sunday, September 21, 2003

Taken from AOL: News (21/9/2003) - Jordan Should Be Next in Blaine's Box Poll

GLAMOUR model Jordan is the top choice to replace David Blaine after he ends his stint isolated in a plastic box, says a new survey.

More than a quarter of voters wanted to see the busty party girl locked up for weeks on end with no food.

Tony Blair (19 per cent) was second choice in the poll conducted among 1,000 people about who they would love to see tormented in the box.

Blaine aims to spend 44 days suspended from a crane on the banks of the Thames in London without food.

Onlookers have been harassing him by throwing eggs and assorted missiles, while one man allegedly attempted to cut his water supply.

Jordan, who is often pictured spilling from her skimpy outfits and tumbling out of parties, picked up 26 per cent of the votes as an ideal choice to face similar torture.

Acid-tongued Pop Idol judge Simon Cowell (16 per cent) was in third place, just ahead of Victoria Beckham (13 per cent). Gareth Gates, Jeffrey Archer and Anne Robinson each received six per cent of the votes in the poll, conducted by an Internet search engine.
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky!!!

Friday, September 19, 2003

He he... I stumbled accross this site today whilst (ahem) pretending to work, www.CultTelly.co.uk, a site for finding stuff about old TV shows including lyrics to old theme tunes! Here's one I found earlier!

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

In West Philadelfia born and raised,
On the playground where I spent most of my days,
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school,
When a couple of guys said "we're up in no good",
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air".

I begged and pleaded with her the other day,
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way,
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket,
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it,

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass,
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the,
Licensplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror,
If anything I could say that this cab was rare,
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air,

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight,
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later",
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there,
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.


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...its friday, give me a break! :~)


Thursday, September 18, 2003

check this out... a video phone adapter for the GBA!!! Its probably pointless but what the heck, looks fun!

click here for more info

Monday, September 15, 2003

I .... refuse ..... to ... die!!! Jollyboyz is pulling itself back from the ashes - this is the first step; the flat blog page. It's good enough for most people blogging, it's good enough for us!

For now.

I'll put some funky side menu thing on at some point - until then, be patient... :p


wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

- he he, this one's for Ned! I bet you're lovin' the new GAP advert - right?

:~)

Maybe not!

Monday, September 08, 2003



...and for my next trick, I shall hold my breath for 12 years!!!

...wow, he's an inspiration to us all!!!?
Hmm, top 10 fave games...

1: Zelda Ocarina (N64)
2: Metal Gear Solid (PS)
3: Super Street Fighter II Turbo (SNES)
4: Pacman
5: Tetris
6: Jet Set Radio (Dreamcast)
7: Super Mario Kart (SNES)
8: House of the Dead 2
9: Crazy Taxi (Dreamcast)
10: Doom

hmm, I really need to get some new games!!!


Here’s another top 10…

What’s the top 10 best worst films ever? Y’know, films that stink sooo much that you actually enjoy them!

Here’s mine.

1: On Deadly Ground - Steven Seagull Seagal as a wanabe Indian and Michael Caine with black hair and a dodgy American accent – class!
2: Gridlock – TV movie featuring the one and only David Hasselhoff playing a Die Hard, John McClane wanabe (he jumps off the top of a building with hose pipe tied around waist twice coz he’s that hard!).
3: Barb Wire - Pammy in a tight catsuit – yay!
4: Slugs - man-eating slugs – arrrgh!
5: The old TOHO Godzilla films (the 70’s films were the best – has anyone seen the one when Godzilla flys? Ha ha ha!!!)
6: RAMBO II – First Blood Strike Two (he gets a girlfriend – ahh! Then she gets shot, boo!)
7: Spiders – Available on DVD for less than a fiver!!! Don’t watch the trailer though – it shows all the good bits and even the ending!
8: Freddy Vs. Jason – need I say more?
9: Batman – Original 60’s movie (Burt Ward & Adam West)
10: T3 - I loved it!

Nuff said!
O.k, what's ya top 10 favourite flicks then?
hmm, controversial so far - I like it! I thought Event Horizon was superb... its the Shining in space!!!

anyhoo, here's my top 10 turkeys in no real order...>

1: Basket Case (remember renting this Ned?)
2: Batman & Robin
3: Police Academy 6 (the Russian one)
4: Any film directed by Joel Schumacher (they all suck!!!)
5: Little Women (aarrrgh, I hate it sooo much. BETH DIES, BIG DEAL - get over it!!!)
6: Dirty Dancing
7: Power Rangers - The Movie
8: Transformers - The Movie
9: Spice Girls - The Movie
10: Signs (o.k, its not 'that' terrible but just when things start to get exciting... it ENDS!!!)

I dare say this will probably change later on.

Sunday, September 07, 2003

Beer Notes - it's in it's infancy, but shows promise...
Quick note - don't change yer blogger nicknames without tellin me, else the South Park character display and yer coloured byline will screw up. Ta.

Movies; On Deadly Ground was sooo bad that it was funny - "what does it take... to change a man?... I.. I need time to change.." *BLEEAARRGGHHH!!*

Avengers - godawful.
Batman and Robin + Batman Forever + any batman post-Burton/Elfman/Keaton.
Anything with Richard Gere, excepting The Jackal - saved by Bruce Willis.
Showgirls was another "soo bad that it's funny" kinda movie, plus you got to see a nekid Saved By The Bell chick without a single sighting of Screech.. although he would've made an excellent replacement for Kyle Macgloufeganahan's character... eewww...
Terminator 3 - sorry, Flapjack - it's just BAD.
...

I'll list a load more later sometime... :)

Friday, September 05, 2003

Here's something to keep y'all busy...

What would you rate as the top 10 worst films ever?

Here's what some other dude's came up with...>

20. Ishtar
19. Barb Wire
18 Godzilla (1998)
17. Anaconda
16. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
15. Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
14. The Avengers
13. Grease 2
12. The "Look Who's Talking" Sequels
11. Jaws 4: The Revenge
10. Waterworld
9. The Blair Witch Project
8. Showgirls
7. It's Pat
6. Speed 2: Cruise Control
5. Spice World
4. Howard The Duck
3. Batman & Robin
2. Wild Wild West
1. Battlefield Earth

(taken from www.theStinkers.com)
Do you agree/disagree?

Wednesday, September 03, 2003

Is Elmo Bush's secret weapon?
Is Elmo being enlisted to make the world like America?
He he... i'm lovin' this South Park milarky!!!

My bro mentioned something about Disney and copyright problems last week. It has something to do with characters designed by Walt Disney would lose there excluse ties with Disney 50 years after the death of the creator. That was extended to 70 after a big legal case but after that expires we're free to use certain Disney characters however we please.

Check out the story +++ here +++ for more info.

Hmm, interesting!

Tuesday, September 02, 2003

I say old boy...
http://www.orangeneko.com/rik/blackadderprivateplane.html
http://www.orangeneko.com/rik/photos.htm
:o)
Sorted. Nice. Grrrrrrrrrrreat.
Heheh - you likey?! wheeeee!!!

I'm pulling a sicky today, so I can play around with jollyboyz a bit more... heheh... :o)