aaaaayyyyyy!!!

***here's a crappy joke***

Having had a really bad day in the courts, the old judge decided to
pop into the pub on his way home for couple of drinks to help him
relax. The first couple of pints went down really well so he decides
to have a few more until he got to the familiar state of not being too
coherent.

Upon leaving the pub and hitting the fresh air, the judge feels
decidedly dodgy and throws up all down himself! Worried about how he
would explain to his wife, the judge decided to tell her a little
white lie.

"This tramp just came out of nowhere and vomited all over me!" he said
when he returned home.

"Never mind," she said and proceeded to undress him and deal with the
vomit.

The next day at work he was thinking about the evening before and
decided to elaborate on the story upon arriving home.

"Darling, you remember that dirty tramp who vomited on me last night?
Well, he was in court today charged with shop lifting so I sent him
down for 6 months!"

"That was unfortunate. You ought to have sent him down for at least a
year. Not only did he puke on you, but he shat in your pants as well."

he he! speak for yourself mate, one jumbo bottle of cider drank over the space of an hour makes Flapjack an extremely drunk fool!!! I am a fish!

The lightweight will drink one pint of lager every hour and remain sober for 3 hours. Whereas the average student will drink up to 2 pints an hour, and reamin sober for approximately 7 hours. Now consider the Jollyboy: he has a pint, he has a little break. He has another pint, he has a little break. The average Jollyboy can drink up to 4 pints an hour and remain sober for 36 hours! Remember: you are not a fish, don't drink like one!

just a quick blog before i make a mad dash for the bus... check out the Starship Troopers game, looks funtastic!!!

stay frosty people!

Yeah, well - I went into the forest one day with my sword and this is what happened...

CJ's kill

here's one caught earlier!!!

here's one i caught earlier!!!

He he, I was doing a spot of bargain hunting this weekend and found...

Great fun and only £5! Now i have the pleasure of fishing in my front room - yay!!!

check out my new favorite site (well, a site i just found by searching for random pics - looks intersting though!) ....> www.kontraband.com, he he!

You like the lining - it dazzles! It excites!

Mmm? Mmm? Who's at the flats please? Who's at the flats? It's a kind of game.
Jo Marsh? I don't know a Jo Marsh - go away. Go away from the flats.

It sparkles! It delights!

One night! One night!!

arse.

Where is everybody?

Check this link out..... http://img-tbhl.theonering.net/fans/board_of_bastards/files/lotr.mov, its a rehashed black & white 9 minute version of Lord Of The Rings featuring Humphry Bogart - its funny!

Ta ta!

as found by Mr Caravan Shaker on one of his many adventures!!!

Ah piddy da foo dat don't shake dere bootay!

Happy New Year
from the Jollyposse!

Where are they now? No.1 Jeff Cohen aka Lawrence 'Chunk' Cohen
Chunk from Goonies	Jeff Cohen
Graduated from UC Berkeley. Is an Entertainment Lawyer in Los Angeles, California. Jeff Cohen was the President of the Associated Students of UC Berkeley and used to do the Truffle Shuffle on the sidelines during football games. Whats next? THE GOONIES 2: GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!!! Not to be confused with the old Nintendo game called The Goonies II, The Goonies 2 is actually the sequel to The Goonies, now in early development at Warner Bros.

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